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Trace

I remember something from college that makes me grin.
Usually Electronics or Electrical labs involving the Oscilloscope would be scheduled right after a lunch break. This would give me time to buy a Nestle Kit-Kat.
Now I don’t know who else noticed this, but there’s a triple layer wrapping on Kit-Kat (at least in India it is) [...]

Online, online, online

Here’s coverage of our football thing. With photos!
Soccerfest Bangalore:Team Profile-Infosys
Photo on goal.com – I’m leftmost, in front of the red guy.
Debacle of Day 1, immortalised in statistics.
An immortalised comment by a teammate.
Coverage by organisers…
Results summarized in pictures.
Even though this says we won…
And a random pick from the bag: Read the comments specially in this old [...]

Asafoetida

Click it to understand
Now then, why the title ?
There is a PUNgent [see? metapun!]…
I had better explain “metapun” first.
Now, see, when someone makes a pun, I call it “punny” and my comment is usually allong the lines of “very punny.” So “punny” is a pun (pun – fun, punny – funny, you’ll get it), on [...]

Zero

We have ignition.
We have Coldplay and Radiohead at full volume.
We have sanity.
Thank you.
This is how it ends. We can finally stand straight now, without a need to hunch and slouch. That’s freedom. The freedom to stay awake when you’re working. It may not make sense to you. But that’s not my department for the next [...]

bad bad bad bad bad

I’m extremely sleepy, probably some minor illness…
Gonna drop a quarter of the syllabus. DAMN IT !
Superman, to the rescue?

Ice age coming / Ice age not coming… pick one

http://twitter.com/nimishbatra
I’m seeing and trying it out.
Here I’m allowed everythin’ all of the time…
Which, of course, is the best part of this thing we call the internet.
Anywhu.
Just one more. Please. Let it pass without incident. My enerves are fraying, I’m tired and jaded.

OMGWTFBBQ

I’ve now wasted SIX days… seven including today [it's already 4pm].
The syllabus for day after tomorrow’s exam is about 50% new for me.
Ain’t life grand?
Back to square one again, we are.

T minus 1 and counting

Or is it T minus 3 ?
I don’t know anymore.

T minus 2 and counting

Well I hope it’s T minus 2.
The paper had stuff like “liberalisation of non-linear systems“…
I know it’s a simple typo… maybe twice in the same question…
They must’ve meant “Linearisation of non-linear systems”… not the early 90s libralisation of Indian economy [economies as a non-linear system in control system paper?]
Right?
I mean, this is “Advanced Control systems” [...]

T minus 3 and counting… again ??

Goddamnit !
[radio static] The clock has suffered a reset… T minus4… repeat it’s T minus four… [radio static]
five hours later
[radio static] It’s T minus 3, gentlemen. Once again. [radio static]

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