Nimish Batra, The Life And Times Of

I’m in the library. I have about two hours of productivity here, and possibly a couple of hours at home.

Here’s what I’m supposed to do, not necessarily today, but, you know…

1. Watch 4 video lectures for the classes I missed.
2. Study one undergraduate subject for an assignment due Tuesday. It was announced on Thursday, but… you know.
3. Test out, and make a backup of, my new laptop. Since I couldn’t make a backup before installing all the browsers etc, I have to make sure that (a) Everything Works™ and (b) No malware exists. It’s harder than it sounds. The backup will involve several DVDs. Which I haven’t yet purchased.
4. Brush up my English (I’m writing like an undergraduate “freshman” and speaking… well I can speak better English, yes? No? Lemon curry!)
5. Return defective products to Walmart. (More than one)
6. Wait in silence on the return of my $$ from Amazon over a defective product.
7. Study for the one class I’m actually attending regularly (a whole jumble of trouble means nearly half the strength from the other two subjects, which includes me in both subjects, has to stay contented by watching videos.)
8. Get a good project plan for this one subject – in order to have one paper-worthy project in the 1st sem.
9. Wait for roommates to decide who’s paying how much, and get the money they owe me.
10. Find if it’s needed, and submit my academic qualification (marksheets/degree certificate).
11. Buy soccer gear and start playing.
12. Go to a Gators Football game.
13. Get some Gator gear.
14. Form a routine for shopping and cooking food.
15. This has been on the list for a long time: Buy a chair, a table, and a mattress.
16. Lost one earbud on my (nearly destroyed) Creative EP 630s and dropped my bluetooth headset in the night, the first of which must me replaced, while the second… Well…

They say it’ll get hectic later.

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Now imagine if someone said it sardonically. Wheeee…. hours of fun.